All true- except for the rednecks part. Mobile home jokes notwithstanding, I am in all truth enjoying my Alabama getaway. Yesterday afternoon when I arrived it was witheringly hot and humid (I am, after all, staying right on a lake), but I woke this morning to a cloudy haze obscuring the sun, and cool breezes off the water. I sat on the screened-in porch and enjoyed my morning coffee and fruit like I have not done in quite some time. I am sorely tempted to put off departing this place until the last possible minute, which would be two days hence; Wednesday evening I have obligations back in the city. As I compose now in air-conditioned comfort, I look out over a short expanse of nicely landscaped shoreline to the inlet where is situated the extent of the property owned by my cousin’s in-laws. The location is verdant and lush, and I hear nought in the evening but tree-frogs and crickets. The room I sleep in is actually dark after sundown, with no ambient reflected city lights making it possible to read my paperback at night without benefit of artificial illumination. And despite venturing out for groceries and in search of a consistent wireless signal, I have yet to encounter the first red neck.
That descriptive moniker, I am told, has a number of possible sources. The one that I always assumed accurate, was that the sunburned necks of cotton-pickers was the reason for the label hung on those earthy folk. The other, less-known (at least by me) source may be the red Alabama clay one sees everywhere, perhaps evidenced on the dirty necks of the poor little white kids that used to be associated with the Yellow Hammer State.
I have yet to figure out where that colorful state nickname came from- I see lots of yellowroot twigs for sale in the convenience stores and produce markets, and wonder if there is any connection to be made there. The yellowroot, by the way, is purported to have been the fore-runner to the toothbrush, and thus the state of Alabama lays claim to having invented that device. Of course, had it been anywhere else, we’d likely be calling it the “teethbrush”. (You knew it was coming, didn’t you? Sorry, Linda and Chuck- I couldn’t resist. I hope this in no way diminishes the gracious welcome y’all have afforded me.)
I am busy photographing, measuring, and otherwise documenting the existing structure that the Rubios bought some thirty years ago, in hopes of devising a suitably functional, creative, and economical solution to my charge. They are wanting to add a wing containing a master bedroom, bath, closet and laundry room. Most of my work here will be documentation, although I have already begun drawing up the existing footprint and some rough elevations, which will enable me to accurately communicate the design ideas that I will develop once back in Atlanta. But as I hinted at earlier, don’t look for me there until you see me coming.
Note: This post was actually written yesterday, but due to the aforementioned issues with wireless connection (the lack thereof, to be specific) I was unable to post it until today.
